Huh. Next time I should look before I drink.

Don't drink and count calories!

Don't drink and count calories!

That’s unfortunate.

Also, who the hell only drinks 5 oz of wine? I mean, seriously? My wine glass is way bigger than that! And I do not have Courtney Cox’s glass from “Cougartown”. Although I would appreciate one for Christmas. Anyone? And hey, while I’m thinking of it, how does she drink all that wine and not weigh 485 pounds? Huh. I have just decided I will hold that girly-bitterness that accompanies the realization that a specific girl sucks because they can eat (drink) whatever they want. Pfft on you, Courtney.

Okay, I still love you. And Cougartown. Please share your meal plans, so I can learn how to be so skinny and still enjoy massive amounts of wine on a regular basis. Or tell me it’s all fiction. That works, too.

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